meine freunde…kein alkohol ist auch keine lösungTumblr (3.0; @omphteliba)http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/RT @scottsimpson: I prefer the term “lonely media.” “Social” makes it sound...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/scottsimpson">scottsimpson</a>: I prefer the term “lonely media.” “Social” makes it sound like you’re, you know, talking to someone. When, in fact, yo …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366946http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366946Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:06:50 +0100RT @StephenColbert: Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/StephenColbert">StephenColbert</a>: Isn’t an agnostic just an atheist without balls?</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366949http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366949Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:06:50 +0100RT @bedheadblonde: As I get older, I’m less and less socially inclined. It’s easier,...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/bedheadblonde">bedheadblonde</a>: As I get older, I’m less and less socially inclined. It’s easier, cheaper and less embarrassing to stay at home.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366943http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366943Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:06:50 +0100RT @drewmonge: I don’t get how people see animals when they look at clouds. I just see boobs....<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/drewmonge">drewmonge</a>: I don’t get how people see animals when they look at clouds. I just see boobs. Ever since I can remember, even as a littl …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366944http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273366944Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:06:50 +0100RT @hotdogsladies: Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies">hotdogsladies</a>: Joining a Facebook group about creative productivity is like buying a chair about jogging.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276593http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276593Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:39 +0100RT @shitmydadsays: “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays">shitmydadsays</a>: “Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don’t realize until later that it’s because it …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276598http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276598Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:39 +0100RT @fireland: Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out and...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/fireland">fireland</a>: Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn’t really narr …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276597http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276597Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:39 +0100RT @theacerbic1: pro-tip: saying it was a twitter name, not a real name doesn’t make up for...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/theacerbic1">theacerbic1</a>: pro-tip: saying it was a twitter name, not a real name doesn’t make up for the fact that it wasn’t your wife’s name you …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276569http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276569Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @adamisacson: Hi. I’m in a staff meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room....<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/adamisacson">adamisacson</a>: Hi. I’m in a staff meeting. There are 83 ceiling tiles in our meeting room. And 8 light fixtures, with 24 fluorescent b …</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276573http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276573Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @MeetingBoy: In space no one can hear you scream. On a conference call no one can see you give...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/MeetingBoy">MeetingBoy</a>: In space no one can hear you scream. On a conference call no one can see you give them the finger.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276590http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276590Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @SarahKSilverman: I feel pretty lucky. Thousands of people die every day and it’s never me.<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman">SarahKSilverman</a>: I feel pretty lucky. Thousands of people die every day and it’s never me.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276581http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276581Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @rainnwilson: Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’ Me: ‘What...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/rainnwilson">rainnwilson</a>: Waitress: ‘Do u have any questions about the menu?’<br/> Me: ‘What kind of font is this?’</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276587http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276587Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Most girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I’m made of...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/Aimee_B_Loved">Aimee_B_Loved</a>: Most girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. I’m made of liquor and wit and SO full of shit.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276579http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276579Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:38 +0100RT @pagecrusher: At this very moment there are a million homophobic Yankee fans singing along to...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/pagecrusher">pagecrusher</a>: At this very moment there are a million homophobic Yankee fans singing along to Freddy Mercury, and that irony comforts me.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276562http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276562Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:37 +0100RT @thedayhascome: It’s all fun and games until a family member finds your twitter account.<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/thedayhascome">thedayhascome</a>: It’s all fun and games until a family member finds your twitter account.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276564http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276564Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:37 +0100RT @carrmah: I used to keep a condom in my wallet, now I keep a gym membership. Both of which have...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/carrmah">carrmah</a>: I used to keep a condom in my wallet, now I keep a gym membership. Both of which have never been used.</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276550http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273276550Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:25:36 +0100Here, File File! iPhone app lets you access all of your Macs’ files from anywhere...<p>Here, File File! iPhone app lets you access all of your Macs’ files from anywhere <a href="http://bit.ly/filefile">http://bit.ly/filefile</a></p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273190763http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/273190763Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:44:57 +0100The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://ff.im/ctWT1<p>The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody <a href="http://ff.im/ctWT1">http://ff.im/ctWT1</a></p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270576134http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270576134Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:37:28 +0100Just ordered a Burger and was surprised by the clerks response ” Why?” i misheard, She...<p>Just ordered a Burger and was surprised by the clerks response ” Why?” i misheard, She asked “menu?”</p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270407539http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270407539Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:44:35 +0100Wandtattoo http://ff.im/ctrrA<p>Wandtattoo <a href="http://ff.im/ctrrA">http://ff.im/ctrrA</a></p>http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270338175http://omphteliba.tumblr.com/post/270338175Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:17:57 +0100